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SPC-169-J The Big One | Megalodon class | Joke / aquatic / shark punching center SCP

SPC-169-J The Big One | Megalodon class | Joke / aquatic / shark punching center SCP

Item #: SPC-169 Object Class: Megalodon Shark Punching Contingencies: Due to its immense size, direct punching of SPC-169 will prove impractical. As such, Project Ahab has been established for the full-scale pugilization of SPC-169. Project Ahab consists of simultaneous Dreadnought-class punchery from five separate sources in the southern Atlantic Ocean: Ahab-1 “Fist of Neptune”: 50 …